Touch Grass Kit
Feeling a little too online? The Touch Grass Kit is here to save the day—and your sanity. Whether you’re gifting it to your screen-addicted friend, a meme-obsessed sibling, or even treating yourself, this hilarious novelty item is the ultimate reminder to step away from the chaos and, well… touch grass.
Feeling a little too online? The Touch Grass Kit is here to save the day—and your sanity. Whether you’re gifting it to your screen-addicted friend, a meme-obsessed sibling, or even treating yourself, this hilarious novelty item is the ultimate reminder to step away from the chaos and, well… touch grass.
Feeling a little too online? The Touch Grass Kit is here to save the day—and your sanity. Whether you’re gifting it to your screen-addicted friend, a meme-obsessed sibling, or even treating yourself, this hilarious novelty item is the ultimate reminder to step away from the chaos and, well… touch grass.
Inside this carefully curated kit, you’ll find everything you need to reconnect with reality:
A Premium Patch of Synthetic Grass: Soft, green, and always ready for touching. No watering or mowing required!
A Hilarious Instruction Manual: Packed with tips and tricks for rediscovering the joys of nature (like touching grass without leaving your house).
A Personalized Note: Because everyone deserves a little encouragement.
Perfect For:
Friends who spend too much time arguing on the internet.
Coworkers who need a lighthearted nudge to step outside.
That one gamer in your life (you know who they are).
Literally anyone with a sense of humor.
Product Details:
Grass Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. (compact enough for desks, large enough to make a point).
Eco-Friendly Packaging: Small, recyclable, and perfect for gifting.
Instructions Included: Touch grass responsibly—without allergies or bugs.
How It Works:
Open your kit and marvel at the beauty of your synthetic grass.
Follow the step-by-step guide to touch grass like a pro.
Reflect on how far you’ve come (or laugh hysterically).
Shipping Info: We’re going with flat-rate shipping to start out, but that might change in the future. We tried to keep the cost down as much as we could as we’re just starting out in this vast sea of grass. Your kit will be shipped straight to your door.
Email us at contact@touchgrass.design if you have any questions